Phrases That You Would Never Hear

[DikeM]

What are some of the things that you know that there is not chance in hell that the opposite sex would say

I'm going to start with this: I like loose vagina

[JessieJay]

This goes both ways: I did it with my brother

[JessieJay]

RudeRudy don't tell me that you're into that sort of thing

[RudeRudy]

KittyBush I know right playing in the bed.

[RudeRudy]

RudeRudy what made you think of that?

[Jinni]

I bet that no guy would like to learn how to do this: how to cum without touching penis

[Jinni]

RudeRudy self sucking is a completely different thing than what I was talking about

[RudeRudy]

Thanks for clearing things with me

[Jinni]

No problem. May I know the reason why self sucking was the first thing that popped in your head when I mentioned cumming without touching penis?

[IzzySteezy]

I will let you suck my tiny sausage

[BohoKween]

Or it could be "My small dick would make you craving for more"

[IzzySteezy]

Actually anything that involves bragging about having a small dick would count

[DaddyWarbucks]

How lose is your balls?

[KittyBush]

This is somewhat funny. lol

[DaddyWarbucks]

I think there is no chance in hell that any guy would actually ask that to another guy

[SugahBaby]

This also goes both ways, I did it with my mother. lmao

[Jinni]

And this also goes on both parties. "I like putting a 12 inch dildo in my ass". lmao

[BillyOrgan]

" I like hairy balls "

[JessieJay]

Are you a really hairy person, by any chance?

[BillyOrgan]

Yes, I'm a little bit hairy down stairs

[SashaBangs]

try my back door

[GoGo]

guys i sleep with will never hear this "quick in my face"

[Biggie]

What will make you say that phrase?

[GoGo]

Why? You enjoy squirting your man juice on your babies face?

[BeeLinda]

I'll call you

[Dickie]

I feel bad for all the guys that you've had one night stands with

[JessieJay]

What if the guy is worth a second shot, will you consider? lol

[RudeRudy]

"Have you involved yourself to family masturbation?''.

[Dickie]

This is the worse one that I've read so far

[LZA]

That sounds like they are members of some strange sex cult

[SashaBangs]

Maybe someone who says "I really love small penis and someone who cannot do oral sex"

[SugahBaby]

There might be someone who has said at least one of them. But I doubt there is someone who has mentioned both

[DikeM]

I think that the only time you would hear the phrase "I really love small penis" is when the girl has a shallow vagina

[SashaBangs]

DikeM yeah, that might be the only time you would hear it

[NotoriousMOM]

I'd love to fuck my sister!

[CashMomma]

Insert any object in my ass.

[SashaBangs]

Did somebody actually tried to do that to you?